I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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