That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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