I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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