One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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