Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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