Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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