I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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