Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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