she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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