i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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