He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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