She went from zero to smokin in five shots
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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