The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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