Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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