We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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