Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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