She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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