Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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