He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
