I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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