My brain says no but my pants say off.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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