So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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