You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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