i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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