youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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