i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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