She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Randomize
