I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm always down for nudity.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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