scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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