the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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