The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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