Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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