i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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