Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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