he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
