Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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