Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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