I want to stick my p in your. b.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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