I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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