No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Did you pee in the oven last night??
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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