Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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