she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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