the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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