That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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