look no pants
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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