party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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