At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
only you would photoshop your dick
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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