just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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