i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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