You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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