I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
